Friday, April 17, 2009

John Lennon & The Plastic Ono Band concert DVD to be released

John Lennon & The Plastic Ono Band Live In Toronto ’69 is a rare look at one of the world’s most influential popular artists at a pivotal moment in his career. Filmed on the eve of the release of the Abbey Road LP — the last Beatles album to be recorded — this is the only performance ever caught on film of John Lennon & the Plastic Ono Band.

It had been three years since Lennon had performed onstage with The Beatles. Seemingly on a whim, John and wife Yoko Ono hopped on a plane with guitarist Eric Clapton, bassist Klaus Voormann and drummer Alan White to travel to the Toronto Rock ’N’ Roll Revival festival showcasing some of Lennon’s early musical heroes — among them Bo Diddley, Jerry Lee Lewis, Chuck Berry and Little Richard.

As it turned out, Lennon and the newly formed Plastic Ono Band played an equally significant role that night in the history of rock ’n’ roll, as it is widely believed this concert foreshadowed the official end of The Beatles.

Captured by Academy Award®–nominated director D.A. Pennebaker (The War Room, Don’t Look Back, Monterey Pop), this concert film serves as one of the great historical documents in the career and life of John Lennon.

Shout! Factory will release the concert film on DVD June 23.

36 Hours in Birmingham, Ala.

This is for a party of one. Mr. William Barclift, enjoy. The New York Times visits WB4's hometown.

Kevin Shields promises 'radical changes' for My Bloody Valentine

Kevin Shields has revealed his future plans for My Bloody Valentine.

Shields says the band - who reformed in 2007 and are currently on a U.S. tour - will be making some big changes after their current shows come to an end.

"After the end of August, we'll have a radical change," he told the Dallas Observer.

When asked to elaborate, he simply said "everything," before going into more detail.

"Line-up, we might expand a bit. In that respect, we'll add another member to the group, just to do more stuff. And sound-wise, absolutely. You know, it'll be...taking a different approach."

Shields also revealed more details about the proposed new My Bloody Valentine album, which has been in the recording stages since 1993.

After sessions earlier this year failed to see the band complete the unnamed record, Shields said they will try again in June and July. Depending on how the new songs sound in rehearsals, he said he is also considering playing the new material on My Bloody Valentine's upcoming tour dates.

Opening Ceremony JUST Launched an Online Store

I know more than a few people who are probably going to be pretty excited about this.

Bat For Lashes - "Daniel"

Vice Squad

Yeah, cram it in your maw with those trembling fucking fingers. Show her who’s the boss around here. Show that chicken and mushroom tartlet how you’re sick of taking the train to work at 8 AM every day for 25 grand a year just to wait on tourists browsing expensive shoes.

Hey everyone, it's Bob & David!

Fail of the Day

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Obama Unveils High-Speed Rail Plan

President Barack Obama on Thursday highlighted his ambition for the development of high-speed passenger rail lines in at least 10 regions, expressing confidence in the future of train travel even as he acknowledged that the American rail network, compared to the rest of the world’s, remains a caboose.

With clogged highways and overburdened airports, economic growth was suffering, Mr. Obama said from the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, shortly before leaving for a weekend trip to Latin America.

“What we need, then, is a smart transportation system equal to the needs of the 21st century,” he said, “a system that reduces travel times and increases mobility, a system that reduces congestion and boosts productivity, a system that reduces destructive emissions and creates jobs.”

And he added, “There’s no reason why we can’t do this.”

Mr. Obama said the $8 billion included for high-speed rail projects in his stimulus package — to be spent over two years — and an additional $1 billion a year being budgeted over the next five years, would provide a “jump start” toward achieving that vision.

The stimulus money has yet to be allocated to specific projects, but Mr. Obama said that the Transportation Department had expedited this process and would begin awarding funds to “ready” projects by the end of summer.

The government has identified 10 corridors of 100 to 600 miles in length with greatest promise for high-speed development.

They are: a northern New England line; an Empire line running east to west in New York State; a Keystone corridor running laterally through Pennsylvania; a southeast network connecting the District of Columbia to Florida and the Gulf Coast; a Gulf Coast line extending from eastern Texas to western Alabama; a corridor in central and southern Florida; a Texas-to-Oklahoma line; a California corridor where voters have already approved a line that will allow travel from San Francisco to Los Angeles in two and a half hours; and a corridor in the Pacific Northwest.

Only one high-speed line is now operating, on the Northeast corridor between Washington and Boston, and it will be eligible to compete for funds to make improvements.

Mr. Obama’s remarks mixed ambition and modesty, reflecting the fact that American high-speed rail is in its infancy compared with far-flung systems of technological virtuosity like those in France and Japan as well as the network China is rapidly building.

"Imagine whisking through towns at speeds over 100 miles an hour, walking only a few steps to public transportation, and ending up just blocks from your destination," Mr. Obama said. "It is happening right now, it’s been happening for decades. The problem is, it’s been happening elsewhere, not here."

The president noted that his administration’s investments in improving roads, bridges and ports constituted “the most sweeping investment in our infrastructure since President Eisenhower began the interstate highway system in the 1950s.” Still, spending on rail travel in the United States remains a tiny portion of what Eisenhower spent or what Europeans or some Asians are spending.

The president defended his plan both against those who say it seeks to do too much and those who said it does too little.

“This plan is realistic,” he said, calling it a “first step that is quickly achievable.” Rail spending, he said, would not only provide jobs that “can’t be outsourced” but also help reduce the pollution from cars and planes while enhancing the ability to compete.

Just Because...

Just Because...

Look At This Fucking Hipster

A new website–like, very new, there are only two pages at the moment–collects pictures and videos of 'fucking hipsters'.

Check 'em out and feel free to submit your own!

Kim and Kelley Deal Talk New Breeders EP, Self-Sufficiency, and the Pixies

The Breeders are striking out on their own. No longer signed to 4AD, they'll self-release Fate to Fatal, their new limited edition EP, on April 21 (with a Record Store Day pre-release). It's a completely D.I.Y. affair: The band members did everything themselves, from contracting with the vinyl pressing plants to hand-screening the covers. The EP is full of stylistic left turns, like the Bob Marley cover "Chances Are" and the Mark Lanegan collaboration "The Last Time". It's a gorgeous little record and a great example of what a band can do when they become an entirely self-sufficient operation.

The Breeders have been busy lately. They've shot a fun low-budget video for the EP's title track, with the St. Louis roller derby team Arch Rival Roller Girls. On May 15-17, they'll play an ATP Weekend, which they curated. And on June 14, Kim Deal's other band, the Pixies, will play England's Isle of Wight Festival.

Vice Squad

Whenever you see cereal boxes or frozen vegetables do “cool” they always have a big bear in a matching leather outfit and sunglasses making peace signs and you’re like, “Where the fuck do they get this shit from?”

Hey everyone, it's Bob & David!

Fail of the Day

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Bret Easton Ellis Wants to Reunite 'Less Than Zero' Cast for a Sequel

First published in 1985, “Less Than Zero” defined a generation. It also helped launch the impressive careers of Robert Downey Jr., James Spader, and “American Psycho” author Bret Easton Ellis. Now, Ellis is hoping to reunite the others for a follow-up movie about what happened after the party ended.

“What I’m working on now is a sequel to ‘Less Than Zero’,” the novelist explained to MTV recently. “It’s coming out next year, in May of 2010.”

And just like last time, Ellis (whose latest novel-turned-film “The Informers” opens in limited release April 24th) thinks the book would make a great movie.

“The cast is still around, so it would be really funny to see [them film a sequel],” he explained of the re-visit, which will be titled “Imperial Bedrooms”. “And this book is pretty dramatic, in terms of how complicated the relationships have gotten in the last twenty years.”

As you might remember, the original “Zero” chronicled the world of a young man named Clay (Andrew McCarthy), his substance-abusing friend Julian (Downey), and a whole lot of drinking, drugs and one-night stands. But contrary to what we might have assumed, Easton Ellis revealed that all the main characters are still very much alive.

“It’s in present-day,” he explained. “You’ll find out where all the characters from the book have now ended up, for better or for worse.”

“I first thought [they’d be dead] when I started thinking about it; when I began to outline the book and figure out who’s going to be around and who’s not – some of the main people are going to be okay,” Easton Ellis laughed. “There was some supporting cast that I realized was expendable – you knew something bad was going to happen to them. But the leads? Yeah, they kind of stuck around.”

Easton Ellis is hoping that a movie would reunite Spader, McCarthy, Jamie Gertz and others – and, after Robert Downey Jr.’s well-chronicled substance-abuse difficulties and subsequent triumph over them, feels that the recent Oscar-nominee could bring something special to a second turn as Julian Wells. “His character in the book is sober,” the author explained. “Fragile, but sober.”

“[A second ‘Less Than Zero’ movie] can either be a stunt and seem really gimmicky, or it could work out. But I think it would be of interest,” he explained. “Now that I’m finally done with the book I’m thinking ‘God, what if Fox wants to do this as a film?’ Because Fox did the original and I think there’s a rights issue involved…I think it would be a great idea. We’ll see.”

Coral Transplant Surgery Prescribed for Japan

This undersea work is part of a government-led effort to save Japan’s largest coral reef, near the southern end of the Okinawa chain of islands. True to form in Japan, the project involves new technology, painstaking attention to detail and a generous dose of taxpayer money.

The project has drawn national attention, coming after alarming reports in the last decade that up to 90 percent of the coral that surrounds many of Okinawa’s islands has died off. This raised a rare preservationist outcry in a heavily industrialized nation whose coastal vistas tend toward concrete sea walls and oil refineries.

The result has been what marine biologists call one of the largest coral restoration projects in the world, begun four years ago. The goal, say biologists, is to perfect methods that could be used around the world to rescue reefs endangered by overfishing, pollution and global warming.

Manhattan before it was Manhattan

New research by Eric W. Sanderson, a landscape ecologist at the Wildlife Conservation Society, based at the Bronx Zoo, augmented by digital re-creations by Markley Boyer has opened a window onto what New York City was like before Europeans arrived.

The window has remarkable resolution—the height of the hills, the species of trees, the wandering paths of the creeks—geo-referenced to the current street grid.

Click here to view the pdf.

Coachella Festival set times revealed

The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival has revealed the set times for this weekend's festival.

The annual festival is set to take place April 17-19 at the Empire Polo Field in Indio, California.

Headlining Friday night on the main Coachella Stage are Paul McCartney and Morrissey, preceded by Franz Ferdinand, Leonard Cohen and The Black Keys. White Lies, and The Ting TingsThe Hold Steady will perform earlier in the day.

Saturday features The Killers headlining the main Coachella Stage, preceded by MIA and TV On The Radio. Meanwhile, Glasvegas and Fleet Foxes will play early-evening slots on other stages.

Closing out the festival on Sunday are The Cure, preceded by Public Enemy, Paul Weller, The Kills, The Horrors, Late Of The Pier and Friendly Fires.

For the complete line-up and set times, visit Coachella.com.

New George Harrison album to be released

A new collection of some of George Harrison's best-loved songs is to be released this June.

'Let It Roll: Songs By George Harrison' will feature music from throughout Harrison's solo recording career, with tracks including 'My Sweet Lord', 'Isn't It A Pity', 'Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)' and 'Got My Mind Set On You'.

Three Harrison-penned Beatle tracks, recorded live at his 1971 Concert For Bangladesh, will also appear on the album, which is released on June 16.

The Beatles' tracks featured are 'Something', 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps' and 'Here Comes The Sun'. The album's complete tracklisting is yet to be announced in full.

Harrison was yesterday (April 14) posthumously inducted into the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. His widow Olivia and son Dhani, along with friends including Paul McCartney, Tom Hanks, Eric Idle and Tom Petty, unveiled Harrison's star outside the Capital Records building in Los Angeles, watched by hundreds of fans.

Lupe Fiasco and Justin Timberlake to Scale Mount Kilimanjaro for Charity

Huh?

When we first read about Lupe Fiasco and Justin Timberlake climbing the tallest peak in all of Africa, Mount Kilimanjaro, we figured it was a hoax. Though Timberlake is seemingly amazing at everything, doesn't he have an album to make or a movie to shoot or an "SNL" to save or something? And isn't Lupe working on that triple album and that half-assed Gorillaz-type rock band? Also: That shit is dangerous-- more than 19,000 feet of dangerous, to be exact. But it's all true.

Recruited by new wave Neptunes associate Kenna, both JT and Lupe will climb the steep terrain in an effort to raise awareness for the worldwide water crisis this fall, according to MTV News. For more info, check out their story.

Dan Akroyd Hints That Ghostbusters 3 May Not Be the Dark, Gritty Reboot We Expected

In an interview yesterday with MTV, jovial Dan Akroyd shared a few vague plot details on the upcoming, highly-anticipated Ghostbusters 3. Harold Ramis had previously said that the four main stars of the original movies would likely serve as "mentors or advisers" to a new generation of Ghostbusters, which didn't really set off any alarms. But Akroyd implies that we may have something to worry about here:
"There will be a whole new generation that has to be trained, and that whole new generation will be led by an individual who you'll all love when you meet him but I'm not going to tell you anything yet. [...] They'll be lots of cadets, boys and girls, who'll be learning how to use the psychotron, the accelerators and all the new stuff, the neuron splitter, which is going to be the interplaner, interceptor and all these great tools that they're going to have, to flip from dimension to dimension."

We certainly won't pretend that Ghostbusters II didn't have a baby in it — but "cadets"? "Boys and girls"? Will we be asked to believe that children can properly operate proton packs? "Dimension to dimension"? Will this new Ghostbusting Academy be like Hogwarts? This vexes us.

Gramercy Tavern’s Nancy Olson Rates New York’s Cupcakes

As the star pastry chef at Gramercy Tavern, Nancy Olson turns out some of the city’s finest desserts. Who better to judge the All-American cupcake invasion?

Fifteen bakeries — from Brooklyn’s Baked to Two Little Red Hens uptown — dropped off more than 75 cupcakes to New York Magazine headquarters. With milk shots to cleanse the palate, Olson graded their versions of chocolate, vanilla, and everything in between on a ten-point system for taste, five for presentation, and five awarded at her discretion.

Click through the slideshow to see how Magnolia ranks, whose wares compelled Olson to channel Gordon Ramsay, and which bake shop takes the champion cake.

For Young Japanese, It’s Back to the Farm

Japan’s 2,400-strong Rural Labor Squad are urban trainees dispatched to the countryside under a pilot program to put Japan’s underemployed youth to work tilling its farms.

Started last month as part of Prime Minister Taro Aso’s stimulus plan, the program stems from a growing concern about both the plight of Japan’s younger workers and the dismal state of its farms. In a play on words, the squad’s name in Japanese — Inaka-de-hataraki-tai — is also its rallying cry: “We want to work in the countryside!”

The predicament of Japanese in their 20s and 30s dates back to the lost decade of the 1990s, when many of them failed to find good, stable work. Today, a disproportionate number of them endure low-wage jobs — a potential portent for America’s students and first-time job seekers plunging into a shallow job market in the United States.

You Do NOT Want to Get Caught Selling Counterfeit Bags in Taiwan

Taiwan's Intellectual Property Court isn't even a year old, but already they've succeeded in awarding the largest fine ever in a trademark-infringement case. A woman who allegedly sold four fake Birkin bags has been fined $7.5 million.

Defendant Joyce Lee worked for Hermès from 1998 to 2000 and would fly to Paris to buy Birkins for her customers. But then she allegedly passed off four fake bags as real bags and charged her customers more for them than the real ones actually cost.

So she must be a pretty impressive saleswoman, since real Birkins start at around $7,500. But dear God, $7.5 million is a scary amount of cash. You could buy a 5,000-square-foot four-bedroom townhouse in Chelsea for that price. Or 657 of those Balmain jackets.

Paul Rudd does Sesame Street

Now this is a music festival I would go to. Leave it to the Irish to get it right.



The line up for the Electric Picnic 2009 has been released, with Fleet Foxes, The Walkmen, MGMT, Bat For Lashes, Lykke Li and The Flaming Lips all confirmed to play.

The Irish festival takes place at Stradbally Hall, Co. Laois on September 4-6, with tickets going on sale this Friday (April 17) at 9am (GMT).

The full line up for Electric Picnic 2009 so far is:

2 Many DJs
ABC
Alabama 3
Basement Jaxx
Bat For Lashes
Bell X1
Billy Bragg
Chic
Chris Cunningham
Damien Dempsey
Dublin Gospel Choir
ESG
Echo & The Bunnymen
Efter Klang
Erol Alkan
Explosions In The Sky
Flaming Lips
Fleet Foxes
Halfset
Heartbreak
Imelda May
Jape
Jazzanova
Klaxons
Lisa Hannigan
Low Anthem
Lykke Li
Madness
Magazine
Magnolia Electric Company
MGMT
Micachu & The Shapes
Michael Nyman
Moderat
Noze
Okkervil River
Orbital
Quantic Soul Orchestra
Rodrigo Y Gabriela
Roots Manuva
Seasick Steve
Simian Mobile Disco
Skream & Benga’s Magnetic Man
The Sugarhill Gang
The Walkmen
Tunng
Villagers
Whitest Boy Alive
Zero 7

Atmosphere, Pharcyde, DOOM Lead Rhymesayers' Soundset Festival

The hugely charismatic Minneapolis duo Atmosphere have been quite possibly the most dependable live act on the indie-rap touring circuit for the better part of the past decade. Even when they added a live band to the mix, they managed not to come off like an off-brand Roots.

The second installment of Minneapolis rap indie Rhymesayers Entertainment's annual Soundset Festival, which Atmosphere will once again headline, should only cement their rep. Last year, the Rhymesayers crew managed to lure thousands of kids to a Minneapolis parking lot for an all-day throwdown. This year, they're doing it again, with a new venue and a bigger lineup. While the roster at this year's festival might not quite touch that of the Roots' own Roots Picnic, it still looks like a good time.

This year's show goes down on May 24 at Canterbury Park in the hilariously named Shakopee, Minnesota. The supporting lineup is huge. The reunited Pharcyde, with original four-man lineup intact, is on board, as are Rhymesayers extended family members DOOM, Brother Ali, and P.O.S. Freeway and Jake One, who will release their collaborative album The Stimulus Package on Rhymesayers this summer and who tore it down at SXSW, could steal the show. Also on the bill: Immortal Technique, Eyedea & Abilities, El-P with Mr. Dibbs and TMQ, Sage Francis with B. Dolan, Prince Paul, Buck 65, Haiku D'Etat, and tons of others. There will also be a breakdancing battle, a custom car show, and a skate course.

Lauren Conrad Gets Animated for Family Guy

In the May 3 episode of FOX's hit comedy Family Guy, an animated Lauren Conrad gets tangled in a romantic web of Brian the dog's making.

PEOPLE.com has a first look at Conrad's character posing with Brian and Stewie in a take on an iconic Hills shot of Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port.

"She dates Brian for an episode," show creator Seth MacFarlane tells PEOPLE of Conrad's guest-voice stint, where Brian goes out with her to disguise the true object of his affection. When asked if it ends happily or badly for the pair, MacFarlane says, "I'm not going to spoil it!"

Chrysler Concept Imagines a Car Without Buttons

Nartron Corporation is bringing a war on buttons to Chrysler of all places to develop a next-gen dashboard for the company's 200C concept. The system is called iQ Power and is unabashedly iPhone-inspired, featuring big, colorful controls and even cover-flow album art for media browsing.

Interestingly the system will allow "any smartphone" to be used as an intelligent key, unlocking doors and even accessing a video stream of the car's interior -- which should do wonders for your auto's battery life. The system naturally offers UConnect and features a wireless tablet that allows passengers to send music recommendations to the driver's console.

Of course, passengers could also just speak up, but when you're as flush with profits as Chrysler is, why not blow some cash researching useless tech like in-car messaging?

MSNBC tries to be Jon Stewart. Not bad, MSNBC. Not bad at all.

AT&T purportedly looking to push iPhone exclusivity to 2011

According to a fresh report in The Wall Street Journal, people "familiar with the matter" have suggested that AT&T is feverishly working to extend its exclusive agreement to carry the iPhone in America until 2011.

Last we heard, the deal was stretched out through 2010, and considering just how many new subscribers are flocking over solely for this phone, can you really blame the guy for wanting another dozen months of bliss?

So if you were really banking on snapping up a Verizon-branded iPhone at the end of next year, you should probably ask someone to blast you with a giant fire hose of reality.

Vice Squad

It’s fun to pretend we’re better than Europeans but when you go to their “fancy dress” parties and see the amazing shit they do, it’s hard to forget America was started by the stupid ones.

Hey everyone, it's Bob & David!

Fail of the Day

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Keeping Up With Being Kept

At first glance, the Web site SeekingArrangement.com seems like any other dating site. Most of the men are looking for fit, sexy women, and most of the women want nice guys who can make them smile and laugh.

But if eHarmony or Match.com is a chatty social mixer, Seeking Arrangement is a down-and-dirty marketplace where older moneyed men and cute young women engage in brutally frank transactions.

They’re not searching for longtime soul mates; they want no-strings-attached “arrangements” that trade in society’s most valued currencies: wealth, youth and beauty. In the cheesy lexicon of the site, they are “sugar daddies” and “sugar babies.”

If you haven't thrown up already, click here for the full story to most assuredly lose your lunch.

With Finance Disgraced, Which Career Will Be King?

In the Depression, smart college students flocked into civil engineering to design the highway, bridge and dam-building projects of those days. In the Sputnik era, students poured into the sciences as America bet on technology to combat the cold war Communist challenge. Yes, the jobs beckoned and the pay was good. But those careers, in their day, had other perks: respect and self-esteem.

Big shifts in the flow of talent can ripple through the nation and the economy for decades with lasting effect. The engineers of the Depression built everything from inter-city roads to the Hoover Dam, while the Sputnik-inspired scientists would go on, often with research funding from the Pentagon, to create the building-block innovations behind modern computing and the Internet.

Today, the financial crisis and the economic downturn are likely to alter drastically the career paths of future years. The contours of the shift are still in flux, in part because there is so much uncertainty about the shape of the economic landscape and the job market ahead.

But choosing a career is a guess about the future in which economics is only part of the calculation. Prestige, peer expectations and the climate of public opinion also matter. And early indications suggest new career directions that are tethered less to the dream of an immediate six-figure paycheck on Wall Street than to the demands of a new public agenda to solve the nation’s problems.

The deep recession has clearly battered industries — and professions — whose economics were at risk before the downturn. Law firms are laying off lawyers as never before and questioning the industry’s traditional unit of payment, the billable hour. Journalism is reeling from the falloff in advertising and the inability of newspapers and magazines to make a living on the Web.

Still, the industry whose troubles are having the greatest impact on the rethinking of careers, especially at the nation’s elite universities, is the one at the center of the country’s economic downturn — finance. For years, the hefty paychecks and social status on Wall Street proved irresistible to many of America’s brightest young people, but the jobs, money and social respect there are much diminished today. READ MORE.

Shuttering Neverland: Michael Jackson’s Effects Go to Auction

The king’s crown, scepter, ice cream cart and life-size Lego model of Darth Vader are for sale.

Those items, along with the statues of E.T. and the cast-iron gate decorated with the royal coat of arms of Britain, could belong only to Michael Jackson, whose style of self-enshrinement has always mixed the regal and the childlike. They are part of an auction of Jacksoniana so large that it has been installed in a former Robinsons-May department store.

Click here for the slideshow.

UPDATE: The sale of Michael Jackson's effects has been canceled.

Arctic Monkeys preview new album online

Arctic Monkeys have offered fans a small sneak preview of their forthcoming new album online, by posting a video featuring the band recording a part for a new song.

The final 30 seconds of a video hosted by drummer Matt Helders sees him and frontman Alex Turner harmonizing over a guitar part – and can be heard by watching the video here.

The band have since returned from recording their third album with producer James Ford.

As well as featuring new material the video sees Helders being shown around P. Diddy's Miami home by the notorious rapper. Diddy outs himself as a massive Monkeys fan.

"This is your boy Diddy," he says in the video. "I'm the newest member of Arctic Monkeys. I'm not going to be singing, I'm not going to be playing instruments, but I'm going to be part of the crew. If you fuck wit' Arctic Monkeys you gotta fuck with em.

"I'm probably the biggest Arctic Monkeys fan, so when I met this guy [Helders] it was a dream come true. He is the biggest Puff Daddy fan in the world. He obsesses with me. We're having a bromance."

Oh goodness.

Pirates Beware: Next-Gen Snipers Could Get Guided Bullets, Super Scopes

American snipers are already center-of-the-bullseye accurate - just look at the three shots that ended the Somali pirate standoff in the Indian Ocean.

But tomorrow's sharpshooters could be even sharper still, if a slew of Pentagon research projects work out as planned.

Hudson Sky Terrace Reopens Next Week, and Everyone’s Invited

The lovely Hudson Sky Terrace is soft-opening for the season on April 21, with an official relaunch to follow on May 19, when Tamsin Lonsdale’s Supper Club will throw an event featuring live performances.

This’ll be the first year the rooftop refuge drops the whole “hotel guests only” charade, so you may find it a bit more crowded than in seasons past. Hours of operation: 8 a.m. till 11 p.m., with cocktails served between noon and 10 p.m.

Meanwhile, downstairs at Private Park, the Hudson Hotel’s lobby-level courtyard, Giant Step will be throwing parties with acoustic music and D.J.'s starting May 12 (future dates TBD).

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony profile

Vice Squad

One of the greatest inventions nerds ever came up with was a blinding ray that makes Asian chicks see whatever you want.

Stuff White People Like - #124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy

edhardy

Often it can be easier to find common ground with a white person by talking to them about something you both hate. Discussing things you both like might lead to an argument over who likes it more or who liked it first. Clearly, the safest route is mutual hatred. When choosing to talk about something that white people hate, it’s best to choose something that will allow white people to make clever comments or at the very least feel better about themselves. Currently, the easiest way to do that is to ask a white person for their thoughts on people who wear Ed Hardy.

Ed Hardy is a clothing company that makes a wide range of expensive t-shirts, hoodies, and jeans. These clothes are notable for their use of elements from classic tattoo design such as skulls, hearts, and dragons. On the surface, the use of the words “classic” “tattoo” and “t-shirt” would seem like a logical fit for white people, but it is not. White people hate these clothes unilaterally and it is advised that you merely accept that at face value. If you were to ask a white person to explain why a regular size dragon logo is ok but one that goes around the neck is not, you would be trapped in a long and fruitless conversation.

To put this in proper perspective, Ed Hardy is so hated by white people that it cannot be worn ironically. This is no small feat. As it stands, the only other entries in this category are Nazi Uniforms, Ku Klux Klan Robes, and self-tanner.

Since you cannot in good conscience have an Ed Hardy themed party, the best way to make use of this white hatred is to give your stories a little more appeal to white people.

For example, if you take the reasonable but not compelling story: “I got cut off in traffic this morning and when I honked the guy gave me the finger,” and replace it with: “I got cut off in traffic this morning by this guy in an Ed Hardy shirt. I honked and then he gave me the finger!” The story will become sixty percent more interesting to white people because it allows them to make a witty response like: “I guess that douche bag had to get to a UFC party or a nightclub event he was promoting.”

Follow this up with a laugh, a high five, and a compliment about the acceptable shirt the white person is wearing and you will find yourself with a new friend.

Fail of the Day



Monday, April 13, 2009

New 'Tron' is set to be the most expensive movie ever. Excellent.

Upcoming movie Tron has been called the most expensive in film history.

The sequel to the 1982 film about a hacker abducted and trapped in a virtual world has a $300 million price tag, according to The Vancouver Sun.

The original film featured state-of-the-art special effects for its time period and the follow-up is rumored to be taking a similar route.

"Vancouver post-production units are salivating at the prospects presented by the Disney remake of Tron, which carries a whopping $300 million budget and opportunities aplenty for effects and digital polish," a source said.

Tron’s budget surpasses that of James Cameron’s upcoming Avatar, which is reportedly at $200 million, and would tie with Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End.

Outside Lands announces initial lineup

The lineup for San Francisco's Golden Gate Park end-of-summer music festival has been announced, and so far it looks like an ode to the 90's.

Surprisingly, the only band I really have an interest in seeing is local talent The Morning Benders, and I don't plan on paying hundreds (if not thousands) of dollars to see them with thousands of other people in the park.

Of course if they ask Triple Cobra to play the local stage, that's a different story.

St. Vincent: "Actor Out of Work"

Obama, Who Vowed Rapid Action on Climate Change, Turns More Cautious

President Obama came to office promising swift and comprehensive action to combat global climate change, and the topic remains a surefire applause line in his speeches here and abroad.

Yet the administration has taken a cautious and rather passive role on the issue, proclaiming broad goals while remaining aloof from details of climate legislation now in Congress.

The president’s budget initially included roughly $650 billion in revenue over 10 years from a cap-and-trade emissions plan that he wants adopted. But the administration, while insisting that its health care initiative be protected, did not fight to keep cap-and-trade in the budget resolutions that Congress passed last week, and it wound up in neither the House’s version nor the Senate’s.

Overseas, American officials are telling their counterparts that they need time to gauge the American public’s appetite for an ambitious carbon reduction scheme before leading any international effort.

Has the administration scaled back its global-warming goals, at least for this year, or is it engaged in sophisticated misdirection?

TV on the Radio to Release Remix EP

TV on the Radio aren't exactly mirror-ball types, but last year's Dear Science was the album where they finally gave into some of their funkier impulses. And so it makes sense that Dear Science would be the first TVOTR album to spawn a remix EP.

But credit TVOTR with avoiding anything obvious with this thing. The Read Silence EP, due from Interscope on April 14 (delayed from February), is not all "Golden Age" and "Dancing Choose" remixes. Instead, the EP includes reworkings of three non-single deep cuts from Dear Science.

And the band hasn't recruited any dominant blog-house names, either; Justice and Crookers do not show up on the tracklist. The Gang Gang Dance remix of "Stork & Owl" should be awesome, considering that we're talking about two titans of NYC art-punk coming together. But I'm even more amped about the remix of "Shout Me Out" from Willie Isz, the deeply intriguing duo of weirdo-rap producer Jneiro Jarel and Goodie Mob rapper Khujo.

Read Silence:

01 Shout Me Out (Willie Isz Remix by Jneiro Jarel)
02 Stork & Owl (Gang Gang Dance Remix)
03 Red Dress (Glitch Mob Remix)

Qualcomm developing FLO TV accessories for iPhone OS 3.0

Qualcomm's fledgling FLO TV service might be on to something this time. President Bill Stone's announced plans to offer mobile broadcast to phones via add-on peripherals, including an iPhone 3.0-compatible antenna /chip accessory that's currently in the works, although without an estimated release window (Business Insider suggests it'll be ready sometime next year).

The company's also looking into accessorizing Windows Mobile phones, either with a plug-in or some device that connects over Wi-Fi / Bluetooth. Seeing as the latest comScore statistics say less than one percent of all phone users watch mobile broadcast TV, which at the moment has to come built-in, this could prove to be a boon for the service -- assuming Q or the carriers can do something about those excessive pricing plans or fierce competition from Sling.

Regina Spektor's new album gets release date

The release date for the new album from Regina Spektor has been announced.

‘Far’ is the follow up to her million-selling ‘Begin To Hope’ and will be released on June 23.

The 13-track album was produced by four producers: Jeff Lynne who’s previously worked with ELO, Eminem and Dr. Dre collaborator Mike Elizondo, The Strokes producer David Kahne and Garret ‘Jacknife’ Lee, who’s worked with Weezer and REM.

Spektor is also finalizing dates for a world tour kicking off in June, with details to be announced soon.

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