Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Saddam watched 'South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut'...repeatedly

During his captivity, U.S. marines forced Saddam, who was executed in 2006, to repeatedly watch the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, which shows him as gay, as well as the boyfriend of Satan. He was also regularly depicted in a similar manner during the TV series.

I'm thinking Kim Jong-Il, who's recently been testing long-range missiles and taking American reporters captive, might become very familiar with Team America: World Police sooner than later.

I'm so ron-rey!!

Apple iPhone 3.0 screenshots leaked

iPhone 3.0 looks to include a video recording application, more settings options, an accessibility entry, and could even possibly be integrating voice dialing. Not sure if these will be availabe on the current iPhones, or only the new one that will most likely be released this June. Click here for more screenshots.

A new mobile Gmail experience




With support for both Android phones and iPhone / iPod Touch OS 2.2.1, the gang over at the Google mobile blog are justifiably proud of the new app. Expect nothing less than a more robust cache that utilizes Gears (for Android) and SQLite databases (for iPhones / touches) to allow you to compose messages and access recently read messages without a network connection, an improved look and feel, and the all new "floaty bar" (their name, not ours) that keeps popular menu commands from scrolling off screen, as this bad boy rolls out progressively over the course of the day.

Most interestingly, using the new Gmail on your devices doesn't require any tweaks or installs -- it's utilizing HTML5 (and its offline storage APIs) already present in the browser. Google is just turning on the juice behind the scenes.

Vice Squad

Don't you hate it when some leathery old cow stumbles into the bar and tries to shove her sandbags in your face and you're like, "Helllllllp! Somebody get this crazy bitch off me!" and your friends are li—oh shit. April 1st was a week ago.

Hey everyone, it's Bob & David!

Fail of the Day

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

reLAX Lounge

One of the worst things about a 21-hour trip from New York to Tokyo — right up there with the legroom in coach, sinus-parching airplane air and the loose definition of food you are now expected to pay for — is the multihour layover at LAX. Stuck in the world’s sixth-busiest airport, you’ve got little to do and nowhere to rest your weary head.

Enter the reLAX Lounge, a new airport club not affiliated with any airline or tied to the class of service you’re flying. This 4,500-square-foot oasis is located in the Tom Bradley International Terminal behind the food court, and has free Wi-Fi, snacks and beverages, and comfy high-back chairs you could easily doze in. To use it, all you have to do is pay: $10 for an hour, $25 for three hours, $35 for five hours or $50 for the whole day.

ReLAX is a quiet and pretty swanky space, with modernist furnishings like those Arne Jacobsen-esque chairs, L.E.D. drop-down lighting and vases filled with feathered orbs, as well as grand views of the tarmac. What’s more, if you think of what you’d pay out in the terminal for the likes of its Douwe Egberts coffee, fresh fruit, chocolate chip cookies, limitless Internet access and various periodicals, you’re probably coming out ahead. Put that way, you might even want to splurge for a $1-a-minute massage — just the thing for your long-hauled nerves.

Mapping the Cultural Buzz

Apologies to residents of the Lower East Side; Williamsburg, Brooklyn; and other hipster-centric neighborhoods. You are not as cool as you think, at least according to a new study that seeks to measure what it calls “the geography of buzz.”

The research, presented in late March at the annual meeting of the Association of American Geographers, locates hot spots based on the frequency and draw of cultural happenings: film and television screenings, concerts, fashion shows, gallery and theater openings. The buzziest areas in New York, it finds, are around Lincoln and Rockefeller Centers, and down Broadway from Times Square into SoHo. In Los Angeles the cool stuff happens in Beverly Hills and Hollywood, along the Sunset Strip, not in trendy Silver Lake or Echo Park.

The aim of the study, called “The Geography of Buzz,” said Elizabeth Currid, one of its authors, was “to be able to quantify and understand, visually and spatially, how this creative cultural scene really worked.”

Beatles' back catalogue to be remastered for September release

Haven't they done this like 12 times now?

The Beatles' entire back catalogue has been digitally remastered for release this September.

The extensive collection, which features all 13 of The Beatles' studio albums along with the 'Past Masters' compilations, will be released worldwide on September 9 - the same day The Beatles' 'Rock Band' game is set to come out.

A statement regarding the release said that a team of Abbey Road technicians have spent four years remastering the albums in stereo, resulting in the catalogue being available to buy at its highest fidelity since it was first released.

For a limited time each album will contain an embedded link to a special mini-documentary featuring previously unreleased snippets of The Beatles chatting in the studio and archive footage.

Each stereo album will be available to buy individually, or as a collection in a box set.

A further box set of mono recordings - called 'The Beatles In Mono' - is also being released on September 9.

The new collection is the first time The Beatles' material has been remastered for CD since 1987.

It is currently unclear whether the collection will be available digitally. Speaking last month, George Harrison's son Dhani said the group is considering launching its own online application to sell its music digitally.

The full list of remastered Beatles' albums being released this September is as follows.

Stereo albums (available individually and as a box set):

'Please Please Me'
'With The Beatles'
'A Hard Day's Night'
'Beatles For Sale'
'Help!'
'Rubber Soul'
'Revolver'
'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'
'Magical Mystery Tour'
'The Beatles'
'Yellow Submarine'
'Abbey Road'
'Let It Be'
'Past Masters'

'The Beatles In Mono' (box set only):

'Please Please Me'
'With The Beatles'
'A Hard Day's Night'
'Beatles For Sale'
'Help!' (CD also includes original 1965 stereo mix)
'Rubber Soul' (CD also include original 1965 stereo mix)
'Revolver'
'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'
'Magical Mystery Tour'
'The Beatles'
'Mono Masters'

Whole-body scans coming to an airport near you


In a shift, the Transportation Security Administration plans to replace the walk-through metal detectors at airport checkpoints with whole-body imaging machines — the kind that provide an image of the naked body.

Initially, the machines were supposed to be used only on passengers who set off the metal detectors, to provide them with an option to the customary secondary physical pat-downs and inspections by electronic wand.

But Robin Kane, the agency’s acting chief technology officer, said that the initial results from pilot tests at some checkpoints at 19 airports in the United States had been so good that the idea of using the machines as the standard checkpoint detectors made sense. Those results included, he said, positive feedback from passengers.

The plan now is that all passengers will “go through the whole-body imager instead of the walk-through metal detector,” he said.

“We’re just finishing some piloting in six airports in the primary screening position,” he said. Assuming tests continue to be positive, the machines will eventually be used at most domestic airports.

That new X-ray technology may be capable of electronically identifying explosive chemicals, allowing the agency to drop the much-disliked rule that restricts passengers to carrying on liquids or gels solely in containers holding 3.4 ounces or less, packed in a single quart-size zip-top plastic bag.

Australia Moves to Build High-Speed Network

The Australian government said Tuesday that it would create a publicly owned company to build a national high-speed broadband network worth 43 billion Australian dollars in one of the largest state-sponsored Internet infrastructure upgrades in the world.

Prime Minister Kevin Rudd said the eight-year, $31 billion project would create up to 37,000 jobs at the peak of construction, giving a lift to the economy as retail spending slumps and mining companies cut workers amid weakening demand for Australian metals.

The plan is “the most ambitious, far-reaching and long-term nation-building infrastructure project ever undertaken by an Australian government,” Mr. Rudd told reporters.

WiiSpray lets virtual taggers spray without fear of the man





Here's a short teaser trailer showing the WiiSpray in action, controlled by a modified Wiimote controller, with results that should make even the most law-abiding artist smile.

The video above shows an extensive color picker tool, interactive stencils, and what looks to be a perfectly accurate spray pattern -- and it should be, as the whole getup is sponsored by Montana Cans.

iPhone 3.0 video recording interface, compass support rumored

iPhone OS 3.0 is riddled with hints that video recording is on the way, and the latest is this supposed screenshot of a revised camera app with a video toggle.

MacRumors says it comes up when certain config files are edited to make it seem like a video camera is present, but it's not clear exactly what steps have to be taken, so we're treating this one cautiously until we can confirm it.

Other secret features buried in the plists are said to include "auto-focus camera," "voice control," and "magenetometer," which is assumed to be a compass.

Vice Squad

Kids think being a hitman is all luxury suites and assembling ceramic rifle stocks on the roof of the UN, but that's just because movies never show the "paying your dues" phase where you have to reuse the same piano wire and leave enough time between garrotings to get the milk into the fridge so Lois doesn't bite your head off.

Hey everyone, it's Bob & David!

Fail of the Day

Monday, April 6, 2009

Where The Wild Things Are



Here's a preview for the long-awaited Spike Jonze film adaptation of Maurice Sendak's classic children's book, featuring a recording of Wake Up from Arcade Fire, recorded exclusively for the trailer.

Karen O is responsible for the rest of the Wild Things music, along with composer Carter Burwell. Deerhunter's Bradford Cox has also indicated he "helped out with some demos of songs [Karen] was writing for the score," though he isn't listed in the trailer credits.

Where the Wild Things Are is set for release October 16.

Can't. Wait.

Brain Researchers Open Door to Editing Memory

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind comes to life.

Suppose scientists could erase certain memories by tinkering with a single substance in the brain. Could make you forget a chronic fear, a traumatic loss, even a bad habit.

Researchers in Brooklyn have recently accomplished comparable feats, with a single dose of an experimental drug delivered to areas of the brain critical for holding specific types of memory, like emotional associations, spatial knowledge or motor skills.

The drug blocks the activity of a substance that the brain apparently needs to retain much of its learned information. And if enhanced, the substance could help ward off dementias and other memory problems.

So far, the research has been done only on animals. But scientists say this memory system is likely to work almost identically in people.

Cells in Spinal Cord May Be Scratching That Itch

As common as it is, scratching to relieve an itch has long been considered a biological mystery: Are cells at the surface of the skin somehow fatigued, in need of outside stimulation? Or is the impulse, and its relief, centered in the brain?

Perhaps neither one, a new study suggests. Neuroscientists at the University of Minnesota report that specialized cells in the spinal cord appear to be critically involved in producing the sensation of itch and the feeling of relief after the application of fingernails, at least in healthy individuals. The study appears in the current issue of the journal Nature Neuroscience.

Watch Arcade Fire's Miroir Noir Now -- One Week Only

That's right, you can watch the Arcade Fire documentary Miroir Noir for free. Just click on that link!

No strings attached, no down payment, no hassle!

The 70-minute movie, directed by Arcade Fire and Vincent Morisset and shot by Vincent Moon, includes live footage from the band's Neon Bible tour, and offers a glimpse into the recording sessions for their sophomore LP. And there's some random artsy weirdness thrown in for good measure, too.

The movie is currently available in digital format, standard DVD, and deluxe DVD (featuring accordion-style packaging) right here. And it'll make its theatrical U.S. premiere at the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival in Durham, North Carolina at the Carolina Theater tomorrow, April 4.

iPhone finally gets copy and paste

Apple has announced that iPhone OS 3.0 will support copy and paste. A double-tap auto-selects the text you want with movable "grab points," and a pop-up edit bar display buttons for cut, copy, and paste. Finally! It works in every major app, including SMS and Safari, and what's more, there's also "shake to undo," which is exactly what it sounds like: a quick shake brings up a box that allows you to undo and redo c/p actions.

Definitely 'bout time.

MMS finally comes to Apple's iPhone 3G via OS 3.0

MMS (multimedia messaging) is at long last coming to the iPhone 3G (sorry, first-gen iPhone owners) after years of dealing strictly with SMS.

Apple's official PR says that MMS will enable iPhone 3G users to "send and receive photos, contacts, audio files and locations with the Messages app," hinting that Apple may just smash MMS and SMS together into a single 'Messages' app in OS 3.0. Also of note, owners will also be able to "forward and delete multiple messages."

'Bout time.

Autonet Mobile bringing WiFi to Cadillac CTS sports sedan

Autonet Mobile just notched another one in its belt by scoring a deal to hook GM's Cadillac CTS up with integrated WiFi. Starting this April, folks who splurge on one of these sports sedans will be treated to WiFi (a $499 dealer-installed option) in the car, and best of all, it uses a new, smaller router than can be easily transferred to another vehicle that's equipped with an identical dock. The agreement is a first for Caddy and also the first luxury brand that Autonet Mobile has managed to invade. The monthly subscription will still start at $29.

Blockbuster OnDemand coming to TiVo

TiVo has announced plans to add support for Blockbuster OnDemand to its Series3, TiVo HD and TiVo HD XL boxes -- plus the older Series2 hardware that Netflix missed. Due in the second half of 2009, the marketing deal will put TiVo's on the shelves of local rental outlets and put Blockbuster's service in front of many new users.

So far its $4 per movie SD fare has failed to impress, we'll see if it can keep up with the competition when they're on the same box, while TiVo's managed to carve out a position squarely in the middle of the digital download revolution, with Blockbuster, Netflix, CinemaNow and more already available, it could be the big winner in this streaming battle, full press release is after the break.

Skype for iPhone now live in U.S.

Skype for iPhone is now available in the U.S. iTunes store, free of charge.

Apple, Stanford Teaching iPhone Development for Free

Apple and Stanford University this week will begin offering free videos and course materials on iPhone application development.

Video recordings of Stanford's 10-week computer science class, taught by two Apple employees, will be freely downloadable through Apple's iTunes U educational channel. The course's syllabus and slides will be freely available on iTunes as well.

American bringing in-flight WiFi to over 300 planes

With pretty much every other U.S.-based legacy carrier already on board, we were beginning to wonder if American Airlines even got the memo that in-flight WiFi was in serious demand. At long last, the company has made clear that it plans to equip more than 300 MD-80 and Boeing 737-800 aircraft used primarily in the United States with high-speed WiFi capability (over the next two years).

If you'll recall, American announced early on that it was game for trialing the tech, but until today, it had yet to make a commitment large enough to make you consider signing up for its credit card and bankrolling those frequent flyer miles.

Vice Squad

Maybe the extra old-lady boobs throw off their balance or something, but what is it with moms being so so proud of themselves for being able to ride a bike? What else are they proud of, going potty?

Hey everyone, it's Bob & David!

Fail of the Day

Triple Cobra dominates SXSW

South By Southwest was a great success! We're especially happy about all the wonderful press we received, particularly being named 'Best Discovery' of SXSW 2009 by Spin Magazine! Have a look:

Spin Magazine:
http://www.spin.com/articles/sxsw-09-spins-best-and-worst

San Francisco Chronicle:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/offtherecord/detail?entry_id=37178

KVUE Austin:
http://www.kvue.com/news/local/stories/032009kvue_sxsw_bands-cb.54b13363.html

MSNBC:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29844648/
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