Tuesday, March 3, 2009

F.D.A. Needs Power Over Diet Supplements, U.S. Study Says

More than half of all Americans, or at least 114 million people, use dietary supplements like vitamin pills, diet pills, herbs, and energy drinks. But the Food and Drug Administration does not have enough authority to ensure that the products are safe, and it should seek more oversight power, according to a government audit released Tuesday.

In the first 10 months of last year, for example, the audit said the F.D.A. received 948 reports of health problems associated with, but not necessarily directly caused by, dietary supplements. Those included 9 deaths, 64 life-threatening illnesses and 234 hospitalizations. Even so, the number of problems is underreported. The F.D.A. recently estimated that there are more than 50,000 minor and serious health problems per year related to dietary supplements.“Consumers,” the G.A.O. report said, “remain vulnerable to risks posed by potentially unsafe products.”

Besides advising that the agency ask for more power from Congress to regulate supplements, the report recommended that the agency make sure consumers known that such products, unlike drugs, do need agency approval and their makers do not to prove their safety and efficacy before they go on sale.

The F.D.A. currently regulates dietary supplements as ingestible non-food substances, but it does not have the same authority over the products as it does with drugs. The agency, for example, lacks basic information about the supplement industry: Although dietary supplement makers are required to register themselves with the F.D.A. as food manufacturers, they do not have to identify themselves as makers of specific supplements or supply the agency with product information, the report said.

Moreover, the F.D.A. cannot require manufacturers to remove tainted supplements from shelves. The F.D.A. recently published a report citing 69 brands of weight-loss supplements that illegally contained active drug ingredients which could be harmful to consumers. So far, only three of those companies have voluntarily recalled their products.Such limited authority over supplements, along with inadequate allocation of F.D.A. resources, leaves consumers vulnerable, the report said.

To improve oversight, the report recommended that the F.D.A. seek authority to require supplement makers to register themselves, provide a list of products and copies of product labels, and to report all reports of health problems, not just hospitalizations and deaths.

In a written response, which the G.A.O. published with the report, the F.D.A. generally agreed that it could better ensure the safety of dietary supplements if it received more comprehensive information about supplement companies, products, and health problems. But the agency also wrote that additional requirements could lead to information overload.

“We are uncertain whether, in practice, such information would advance the Agency’s ability to identify unsafe dietary supplements or to do so quickly,” the F.D.A. wrote.

Is Anybody Buying Art These Days?

On Monday, Sept. 15, mere hours after Lehman Brothers declared bankruptcy in New York City, Sotheby’s was throwing open the doors of its London headquarters for the most extravagant sale in the auction house’s history. The sale, of 223 new artworks by Damien Hirst, brought in more than $200 million — nearly 10 times the total receipts of the previous record-holder for a single artist, a 1993 auction of 88 Picassos that reaped around $20 million. It was a level of consumption that, particularly when viewed against the concurrent collapse of the financial-services industry, almost immediately acquired a nostalgic air, the last gasp of the art boom. READ MORE.

Spinal Tap leaves personas behind

The amps won't be turned up to 11 for Spinal Tap's reunion tour.

Michael McKean, Christopher Guest and Harry Shearer - the actors who portrayed the faux heavy metal rock band in the 1984 mockumentary "This is Spinal Tap" - are leaving their wigs and costumes in their closets for the "Unwigged and Unplugged" tour.

"When we were doing the Tap show, it was 90 minutes to 120 minutes of really, really hard work and running up and down the rafters, and we had big special effects, and we played electric instruments, and we had wigs, and we got very sweaty," said McKean, who played lead singer David St. Hubbins. "This is none of that."

Tickets go on sale Friday for the 30-city tour, which begins April 17 in Vancouver, British Columbia.

Science Sez: Lil Wayne Makes You Stupid, Sufjan and Radiohead Make You Smart

Virgil Griffith is a 25-year-old grad student at Caltech, and in his spare time he makes elaborate charts comparing people's SAT scores to their tastes in music and books. And you know what that means: Caltech grad students have way too much spare time.

That's the main thing I've learned from Music That Makes You Dumb, Griffith's latest viral info-bomb. According to this Wall Street Journal blog post, Griffith "used aggregated Facebook data about the favorite bands and books among students of various colleges and plotted them against the average SAT scores at those schools, creating a tongue-in-cheek statistical look at taste and intelligence." (He's also done the same for books.)

Griffiths' site is currently totally overloaded, but you can view the whole chart here.

For example, the school with the highest average SAT score happened to be Caltech, shockingly enough. And Caltech students' favorite band, as indicated by their Facebook pages, is Radiohead. But since Caltech has fewer students than plenty of larger schools, Radiohead doesn't get too huge of a bump on the big chart.

According to Griffith's chart, the smartest kids' favorite musician, by a ridiculously huge margin, is Beethoven (average SAT score: 1371). Other smart kid favorites: Sufjan Stevens, U2, Radiohead. The dumbest kids' favorite, meanwhile, is Lil Wayne (average score: 889). Other dumb kid favorites: Beyonce, T.I., Ludacris.

Faith No More to headline Download 2009

The newly-reformed Faith No More will headline this year's Download Festival

The band, who originally split in 1998, will join other headliners Slipknot and Def Leppard at the bash, which runs until June 14. Other bands set to appear on the bill include Korn, Marilyn Manson and Limp Bizkit.

Faith No More, who top the bill on Friday June 12, released a statement last week saying that they decided to reform because they felt that "through all the hard work, the music still sounds good, and we are beginning to appreciate the fact that we might have actually done something right".

The Download line-up so far is:

Faith No More
Slipknot
Def Leppard
Korn
Marilyn Manson
Whitesnake
Limp Bizkit
Pendulum
ZZ Top
Motley Crue
The Prodigy
Dream Theater
Trivium
Killswitch Engage
Billy Talent
Dragonforce
Buck Cherry
Anvil
The Blackout
Devildriver

How the Smell of Rotten Eggs Could Lead to a New Viagra

Viagra. Levitra. Hydrogen sulfide?

The compound responsible for the smell of rotten eggs could be a new way to treat erectile dysfunction, based on an early study in rats by a team featuring the UCLA Nobel laureate pharmacologist, Louis Ignarro.

Ignarro's team injected the penile smooth-muscle of rats with hydrogen sulfide, which relaxed them, allowing more blood to flow in — just like Viagra.

"In the future, that could help humans have an erection," said Jim Cummings, a urologist at St. Louis University and expert in erectile dysfunction, who was not involved in the new research.

Though it smells extremely bad, hydrogen sulfide is a bizarre chemical that has some strange and unexpected effects on living things. In mice, it's been shown to induce a state like "suspended animation" while other scientists say that H2S was responsible for a mass extinction on Earth several hundred million years ago. It could eventually help soldiers survive blood loss resulting from war injuries.

And now, just maybe, it could help impotent men for whom Viagra and similar drugs haven't helped.

San Francisco submits permit app for wave power project

San Francisco's been mulling this one over for some time now, but at long last, the city has taken a monumental step in turning nearby waves into energy.

Mayor Gavin Newsom has stated that his city has just "submitted a preliminary permit application to the federal government to develop a wave power project" off of San Fran's coast. When the project is fully operational, it could generate anywhere between 10 and 100 megawatts of energy, and it has the potential to create upwards of 100 jobs.

If all goes to plan, electric power would be generated from waves that are around eight miles off the west coast of SF, and the mayor also stated that he'll be making sure that the impact on marine animals, fishing, shipping and recreational uses is minimized should he get the green light.

Pink dolphin appears in U.S. lake, dreams of little girls everywhere come true

Yes, that's a real dolphin. Yes, it's pink. No, you cannot have one for your birthday.

'Pinky', the rare albino dolphin, has been spotted in Lake Calcasieu in Louisiana.

Charter boat captain Erik Rue, 42, photographed the animal when he began studying it after the mammal first surfaced in Lake Calcasieu, an inland saltwater estuary, north of the Gulf of Mexico in southwestern USA.

Capt Rue originally saw the dolphin, which also has reddish eyes, swimming with a pod of four other dolphins, with one appearing to be its mother which never left its side.

He said: "I just happened to see a little pod of dolphins, and I noticed one that was a little lighter.

"It was absolutely stunningly pink.

"I had never seen anything like it. It's the same color throughout the whole body and it looks like it just came out of a paint booth.

"The dolphin appears to be healthy and normal other than its coloration, which is quite beautiful and stunningly pink.

"The mammal is entirely pink from tip to tail and has reddish eyes indicating it's albinism. The skin appears smooth, glossy pink and without flaws.

"I have personally spotted the pink dolphin 40 to 50 times in the time since the original sighting as it has apparently taken up residence with its family in the Calcasieu ship channel.

"As time has passed the young mammal has grown and sometimes ventures away from its mother to feed and play but always remains in the vicinity of the pod.

"Surprisingly, it does not appear to be drastically affected by the environment or sunlight as might be expected considering its condition, although it tends to remain below the surface a little more than the others in the pod."

Regina Asmutis-Silvia, senior biologist with the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society, said: "I have never seen a dolphin colored in this way in all my career.

"It is a truly beautiful dolphin but people should be careful, as with any dolphins, to respect it - observe from a distance, limit their time watching, don't chase or harass it

"While this animal looks pink, it is an albino which you can notice in the pink eyes.

"Albinism is a genetic trait and it unclear as to the type of albinism this animal inherited."

A close relation of dolphins, the Amazon River Botos, called pink dolphins, live in South America in the Amazon.

Vice Squad

Ever since September 11th people who put lollipops in stranger’s asses are reluctant to get right in there. If it doesn’t go so far in it touches his anal lips, the terrorists have won.

Stuff White People Like - #103 Sweaters

The sweater is an essential part of the white person wardrobe and it is a very good idea to familiarize yourself with all the different types of sweaters that are most popular with white people.

When you approach the subject from the perspective of age, it’s essential that you combine very young and very old white people in the same group. This is because young white people think it is very cool to wear clothes that are popular with senior citizens. The most popular example of this is the cardigan sweater, which is essentially a wool jacket with less buttons. An old white person might combine this sweater with a button down shirt to provide himself or herself with valuable warmth in the winter months, but a young white person will combine it with a t-shirt to create a ‘layered look.’ This not only allows them to show others that their personality features as many layers as their clothes, but it’s a chance to show people that you own not one but two cool items of clothing.

White women will also purchase many small, thin sweaters that they can wear in combination or on top of other clothes. Though you may think it would make more sense to just purchase a thicker sweater, these layers allow them to achieve maximum temperature control (see Scarves for more evidence of this phenomenon).

Moving up in thickness and age, one comes across the ‘ultra thick’ sweater. Though you will find these at Farmer’s Markets and Community Gardens throughout the country, they are most popular in the Pacific Northwest. These are often light brown or almost beige and weigh upwards of 10 pounds. When you a see a white person walk into a bar or coffee shop wearing one of these sweaters, you can tell the weight by how much they are sweating when they take it off.

White people also appreciate the irony of ugly sweaters that usually feature things like reindeer and snowmen. Though it seems unlikely, white people have even been able to turn this into a theme for parties. Typing in “ugly sweater party” into google will return a wealth of images and a dearth of diversity. However, there is one notable exception.

Regardless of the type of sweater, it is also good to be aware of the fact that finding a nice sweater at a thrift shop or goodwill is considered a major event in the life of a white person. Scoring a garment that makes it into the regular rotation for under $10 is a story that white people will tell for up to five years after it happens. Therefore, if you are seeking white friendship it is a good idea to do one of two things: You can either go to dozens of thrift shops in hopes of finding a dream sweater or you can buy a new one, remove the label and make up a story about how you found in a Goodwill in a bad neighborhood that “hadn’t been picked clean by hipsters.”

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is a Musician and Copywriter living in San Francisco, California.