The Terrifying World Of Regretsy

My sister Christine brought this frightening and strange website to my attention. It's basically just a collection of the worst and most random things one can find on the Etsy website ("your place to buy and sell all things handmade"). I picked a few of the more amusing and sexualized examples and posted them above, but there are so many more where this came from...so many more sick and twisted, back-woods, incest-rape, type stuff. A cold shiver just ran through me thinking of the deranged people who sit in their cabin in the woods with their mummified mother in a trunk under the bed making these and posting them on Etsy in a last ditch effort to find normalcy and any kind of human connection. I'm going to go take a shower and then wrap myself in three blankets and get in bed and try to forget I ever peered into this dark, sad world.