Girls really love babies, so the best thing to do if you’ve just divorced your wife because you couldn’t handle her menopause is to chop off your manhood, surgically attach a baby’s penis between your legs, and then trot around a beach nude. Within minutes young girls will be running after you, begging to put it in their mouth.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Vice Squad
Girls really love babies, so the best thing to do if you’ve just divorced your wife because you couldn’t handle her menopause is to chop off your manhood, surgically attach a baby’s penis between your legs, and then trot around a beach nude. Within minutes young girls will be running after you, begging to put it in their mouth.
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