Friday, November 28, 2008

Holiday Drink-Of-The-Week: The Dreidel

Makes 1 drink

* 2 ounces Slivovitz 2 ounces apple juice
* 1/2 ounce lemon juice
* 1/2 ounce cherry Heering
* 1/2 ounce egg white
* 1 dash Angostura bitters

Instructions: Fill a cocktail shaker two-thirds full of ice and add all of the ingredients. Shake very hard for 30 seconds to be sure that the egg white emulsifies and strain into a small wineglass.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Study says HIV could be eliminated in a decade

The virus that causes AIDS could theoretically be eliminated in a decade if all people living in countries with high infection rates are regularly tested and treated, according to a new mathematical model.

It is an intriguing solution to end the AIDS epidemic. But it is based on assumptions rather than data, and is riddled with logistical problems. The research was published online Tuesday in the medical journal, The Lancet.

Experts used data from South Africa and Malawi. In their model, people were voluntarily tested each year and immediately given drugs if they tested positive for HIV, regardless of whether they were sick.

Within 10 years, HIV infections dropped by 95 percent. Other initiatives like safe sex education and male circumcision were also used.

The strategy would cut the estimated number of AIDS deaths between 2008 and 2050 by about half, from about 8.7 million to 3.9 million, leaving only sporadic HIV cases.

Digital Sales Surpass CDs at Atlantic

Since MP3s first became popular a decade ago, music industry executives have obsessed over this question: when would digital music revenue finally surpass compact disc sales?

For Atlantic Records, the label that in years past has delivered artists like Ray Charles, John Coltrane and Led Zeppelin, that time, apparently, is now.

Atlantic, a unit of Warner Music Group, says it has reached a milestone that no other major record label has hit: more than half of its music sales in the United States are now from digital products, like downloads on iTunes and ring tones for cellphones.

Scientists Find a Possible Cause of Aging

A new insight into the reason for aging has been gained by scientists trying to understand how resveratrol, a minor ingredient of red wine, improves the health and lifespan of laboratory mice.

They believe that the integrity of chromosomes is compromised as people age, and that resveratrol works by activating a protein known as sirtuin that restores the chromosomes to health.

New Cases of Cancer Decline in the U.S.

The incidence of new cancer cases has been falling in recent years in the United States, the first time such an extended decline has been documented, researchers reported Tuesday.

Cancer diagnosis rates decreased by an average of 0.8 percent each year from 1999 to 2005, the last year for which data are available, according to an annual report by the National Cancer Institute, the American Cancer Society and other scientific organizations.

Death rates from cancer continued to decline as well, a trend that began some 15 years ago, the report also noted. It was published online in The Journal of the National Cancer Institute.

Freedom Fighter in Life Becomes Potent Symbol in Death

The New York Times (glowingly) reviews Milk.

E-Books Have a Future in iTunes

Top publishers are revving up their libraries of digital books to capitalize on the presumed success and hype of the Amazon Kindle — actual sales are still based on speculation — but one big name is putting its money on a device that has proven its popularity: the iPhone.

“We’re very bullish on that as a platform. We think it’s gonna be a great competitor to Amazon,” said David Langevin, VP and director of electronic markets for Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company.

The publisher recently partnered with a design and development company called ScrollMotion to launch a series of bestselling in-copyright e-books for the iPhone where each title is its own app and a reader is bundled with each download. Thus the iPhone itself, despite the small screen and lack of E-Ink technology, becomes the reader.

YouTube Goes Widescreen

The change will pave the way for HD quality videos and Hollywood feature movies.

MTV to host inaugural ball in Washington for Obama

MTV is throwing an inaugural ball for President-elect Barack Obama.

The network announced Tuesday that it will host the "Be the Change Inaugural Ball" at the Ronald Reagan Building and International Trade Center in Washington on Jan. 20. The event will be televised live across MTV's many channels and platforms, including MTV and MTV.com.

The Viacom Inc.-owned network said the event will feature leading artists, celebrities and government officials. To celebrate the large youth voter turnout in the election, hundreds of young people will be chosen to attend based on their demonstrated volunteerism.

MTV's announcement comes as a host of organizations are planning inaugural balls in Washington, where more than a million people are expected to be drawn to the nation's capital for the occasion.

Vice Squad

Chicks in small shorts and rubber boots make your subconscious think you already live on a cozy English farm with them and, next thing you know, your pants are off.

Stuff White People Like - #70 Difficult Breakups

divorce.jpgPrior to engaging in divorce, most white people train for it by engaging in a series of long term relationships that end very poorly. At some point, you will likely encounter a white person who is in the middle of a difficult breakup with a boyfriend or girlfriend.

The suffering of heartbreak is universal, but it is important to be aware that white people thrive during these trying times. If you play your cards right, you can parlay these moments into future favors and valuable trust.

The majority of white person art is created after a difficult breakup; films, indie music, and poetry are all kicked into high production during the end of a relationship. This helps train white people to prepare for the pain that is coming.

Once breakup proceedings have been initiated, a white person is immediately thrust into the center of attention in their circle of friends. During this time, they are permitted to talk at great lengths about themselves, listen to The Smiths, and get free dinners from friends who think “they shouldn’t be alone right now.”

It is imperative that you do not attempt to kick them out of their misery by saying things like “get over it,” “there are other people out there,” or “I don’t want to read your poem.” Implying that there things in the world more important to you than their breakup is considered one of the rudest actions possible.

If you are lucky enough to speak a second language, the best thing you can do for a white person in this situation is to give them an expression in that language that relates to breaking up. This will make them feel better since they are comforted by the gesture and happy to be learning a new sentence that they can reuse to with their friends.

Fail of the Day

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Art Imitating Life?

According to Rainn Wilson, The Office has been forced to work overtime at pretending to work in an office in order to crank out as many episodes of the hit show as possible.

Wilson says, "We just shot 13 episodes in 17 weeks. Most TV shows make 22 episodes in a year — so we made that in just over three months."

While this might be rough on the actors, I think anyone who's a fan of the show is pleased that someone in charge of programming actually wants to provide the viewers with what they want - an adequate amount of episodes of the shows they like in a timely manner.

Perhaps the boys over at HBO could follow NBC's lead.

Entourage just finished its fifth season after what seemed like a year and half wait for it to start. The season featured a whopping 12 episodes, all of which were mediocre at best.

Flight Of The Conchords has managed rouse itself from an extended hibernation and is apparently due back on the air in January...a year and a half after the first season.

Movie sequels come out faster than that.

How can a show like The Hills manage to go off the air for no more than a month or so between seasons and dish out literally dozens of new and entertaining episodes each season, yet most cable networks franchise shows take so long and produce so little?

And don't tell me it's because of the writer's strike. That excuse is no longer valid.

It seems like the new standard for a television series to take at least one year off between seasons.

Unacceptable.

A show should begin in September and end in May. You get three months off, just like school.

Step it up people.

The Tesla Roadster gets a test drive

Autobloggreen.com rides and reviews the electric sports car with a full gallery of pics and a video to boot!

Words of Wisdom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssAvULPzuzg

Study Suggests Some Cancers May Go Away

Cancer researchers have known for years that it was possible in rare cases for some cancers to go away on their own. There were occasional instances of melanomas and kidney cancers that just vanished. And neuroblastoma, a very rare childhood tumor, can go away without treatment.

But these were mostly seen as oddities — an unusual pediatric cancer that might not bear on common cancers of adults, a smattering of case reports of spontaneous cures. And since almost every cancer that is detected is treated, it seemed impossible even to ask what would happen if cancers were left alone.

Now, though, researchers say they have found a situation in Norway that has let them ask that question about breast cancer. And their new study, to be published Tuesday in The Archives of Internal Medicine, suggests that even invasive cancers may sometimes go away without treatment and in larger numbers than anyone ever believed.

Bush pardons 14, cuts prison time for 2 others

Breaking a logjam of hundreds of pent-up clemency requests, President Bush granted pardons to 14 people on Monday and shortened the prison terms of two others.

Over seven years in office, Bush has (shockingly) been reluctant to use his near-absolute authority under the U.S. Constitution, awarding only 157 pardons and six commutations before Monday.

Vice Squad

Women on bachelorettes are so crass and shameless it’s kind of like hanging out with a dozen Sarah Silvermans.

Stuff White People Like - #88 Having Gay Friends

gayfamily.jpgIf white people could draft friends the way that the NFL drafts prospects it would go like this: black friends, gay friends, and then all other minorities would be drafted based on need and rarity to the region.

When choosing gay friends, white people like to base their decision on their own needs and requirements. Younger white people tend to prefer young, social gay people-this is their all important ticket into nightclubs and parties.

When a straight person goes to a gay night club, they are reminded of how progressive and tolerant they are. If they are hit on by a member of the same sex, it provides them with a valuable story that they can use to prove to their other friends that they are more progressive and tolerant. “This guy/girl hit on me, I said I was ’straight but not narrow,’ and it was totally chill. Oh, you went to an Irish bar this weekend? That’s cool, I guess. “

Older white people prefer to be friends with gay parents because it enables their children to experience much needed diversity with people who are, for all intents and purposes, exactly the same as them.

It is also worth noting that a gay friendship of any sort allows white people to feel as though they are a part of the gay rights movement. While white people love being a part of any movement, the gay movement is especially important to them because they can blend in at rallies and protests and spend an afternoon feeling the sting of oppression.

Gay friends are an essential part of a white person’s all-star diversity roster. But they are always on the lookout for the ultimate friend; a gay minority.

It is generally accepted that a gay black friend with a child is considered a once in a lifetime opportunity - like a quarterback who can pass, run, kick, and play linebacker. White people will crawl over each other for the opportunity to claim this person as a friend and add them to their roster of diversity.

Other minorities are also highly prized and assigned a ranking based on the level of intolerance in they face from their respective cultures and family members.

Once a white person has told you about their gay friends, it is recommended that you say “I wish more people were like you,” every few months. This will allow them to feel good about their progressive choice of friends and remind them that they are better than other white people.

If you follow this simple rule, you should be able to maximize all benefits of white friendship including assistance in moving and free drinks.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Fail of the Day

New Longevity Drugs Poised to Tackle Diseases of Aging

Cancer, diabetes, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, heart disease: All have stubbornly resisted billions of dollars of research conducted by the world's finest minds. But they all may finally be defied by a single new class of drugs, a virtual cure for the diseases of aging.

In labs across the country, researchers are developing several new drugs that target the cellular engines called mitochondria. The first, resveratrol, is already in clinical trials for diabetes. It could be on the market in four years and used off-label as an all-purpose longevity enhancer. Other drugs promise to be more potent and refined. They might even be cheap.

If the idea of a cure-all sounds fantastic, that's because it is. History is littered with failed wonder drugs, elixirs of youth and miracle cures. But these new drugs have shown tremendous promise in mice. And though success in animals is far from a guarantee for humans, the research has gone from tantalizing curiosity to a possible foreshadowing of human health care in the 21st century.

As fewer people in the West die of infectious diseases, these new mitochondrial drugs could prevent a wide range of age-related illnesses, though they likely won't extend the lifespans of healthy individuals.

Art Lebedev Studios designs a new traffic light

The Luxofor traffic light concept improves upon a nearly archaic design that still relies on spherical fixtures when there's really no need.

Lebedev's team asserts that using square lights backed with bright laser diodes would make better use of the available space and provide a more noticeable signal to drowsy motorists.

I give this design the green light. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ooh, I kill myself.

Random House to digitize thousands of books

With e-book sales exploding in an otherwise sleepy market, Random House Inc. announced Monday that it was making thousands of additional books available in digital form, including novels by John Updike and Harlan Coben, as well as several volumes of the "Magic Treehouse" children's series.

Random House CEO Markus Dohle said in a statement that "more people everyday are enjoying reading in the electronic format and Random House wants to extend our reach to them with more of our books."

The publisher already has more than 8,000 books in the electronic format and will have a digital library of nearly 15,000. The new round of e-books is expected to be completed within months; excerpts can be viewed online through the publisher's Insight browsing service.

The Early Days of Guns N' Roses

A slideshow of the band at their best.

Beatles and EMI 'stalled' over iTunes plan

The Beatles' back catalogue isn't set to be available for legal download on iTunes any time soon, as Sir Paul McCartney has revealed that negotiations are "stalled" between Apple Corps and EMI.

McCartney said that despite having been involved in negotiations with the Liverpool legends' label, no satisfactory outcome was likely to come about soon.

"When it's something as big as The Beatles, it's heavy negotiations," he said in a London press conference this afternoon. "We're [the band members and their estates] very for it, but there are a couple of sticking points.

"It's stalled – there are a couple of sticking points between EMI and The Beatles. No change there then!"

The news on the updated situation follows reports in March that The Beatles and EMI were set to agree on a deal that would see the band's music become available on iTunes.

A deal has, however, been struck that will see a Beatles version of the 'Rock Band' computer game released.

Kings Of Leon add U.S. January Dates

Louisville, KY Palace Theatre (January 20)
Indianapolis, IN Murat Theatre (January 21)
Kansas City, MO Uptown Theater (January 23)
Chicago, IL House of Blues (January 24)
Columbus, OH Lifestyles Community Pavilion (January 27)
New York, NY Madison Square Garden (January 29)

The NFL experiments with 3-D

In a closed-to-the-public "proof of concept" demonstration, next week's matchup between the San Diego Chargers and the Oakland Raiders will air live in 3D to select theaters in Los Angeles, New York and Boston.

Third-dimension mainstays 3ality Digital and RealD will play critical roles in the delivery, though it remains unclear what exactly the NFL and 3D backers in general plan to do afterwards.

Optoma Pico Projector Released in U.S.

Optoma's tiny Pico projector release has been officially announced for the U.S.

The PK-101 has a 480 x 320 resolution, 9 ANSI lumens, a 1000:1 contrast ratio, gets up to 2 hours of battery life and has a 0.5 watt speaker.

The most important feature of the projector of course, is its miniscule size (51 × 105 × 17-mm / 120g).

There's no exact release date, but it's "coming soon" and should cost about $400.

Vice Squad

After years of explaining periods and what you do, big sisters have accrued this worldly kind of woman vibe where you just feel like they know everything.

Stuff White People Like - #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

2256034027_f48985d435.jpgAs white people get older, they like to make clear boundaries between their professional and personal lives. They don’t mind talking about their personal life at work, but they hate talking about their work life when they are enjoying a weekend or vacation. But with blackberries and laptops, white people could be working anywhere, at any time. So how do you know when they are off the clock? It’s easy, check their clothes.

When white people aren’t working, they generally like to wear Outdoor Performance Clothes. The top suppliers of these garments and accessories include North Face, REI, Mountain Equipment Co-Op, Columbia Sportswear, and Patagonia.

When you see white people wearing these, it is important that you do not discuss business matters. Instead you should say things like “where did you get that fleece?” and “what’s that thing holding your keys to your shorts?” White people will be more than happy to talk to you about their sustainably produced possessions.

The main reason why white people like these clothes is that it allows them to believe that at any moment they could find themselves with a Thule rack on top of their car headed to a national park. It could be 4:00 p.m. on a Saturday when they might get a call “hey man, you know what we need to do? Kayak then camping, right now. I’m on my way to get you, there is no time to change clothes.”

Though it is unlikely that they will receive this call, White people hate the idea of missing an opportunity to enjoy outdoor activities because they weren’t wearing the right clothes.

If you plan on spending part of your weekend with a white person, it is strongly recommended that you purchase a jacket or some sort of “high performance” t-shirt, which is like a regular shirt but just a lot more expensive.

Fail of the Day

is a Musician and Copywriter living in San Francisco, California.