Friday, November 14, 2008

Holiday Drink-Of-The-Week: Brazilian Eggnog

Serves 1

* 3 ounces best-quality eggnog, such as Straus
* 3 ounces cachaca
* 3 ounces best-quality brandy
* -- Sprig of mint
* -- Shaved Ibarra chocolate

Instructions: Fill a shaker two-thirds with ice and add eggnog, cachaca and brandy. Shake well for 15 seconds and strain into collins glass filled with ice. Garnish with fresh mint sprig and a few shavings of Ibarra chocolate

HPV vaccine for males has arrived

For the first time, an expensive vaccine aimed at preventing cervical cancer in women has proven successful at preventing a disease in men, according to a study released Thursday by the vaccine's maker.

In 2006, the U.S. government licensed the vaccine for use in girls and women ages 9 to 26. Males can spread the virus, but the vaccine was not licensed for them because there was no evidence it prevented disease in men.

The new study involved about 4,000 males ages 16 to 26 in nearly 20 countries. Results showed the vaccine was 90 percent effective in preventing genital warts, with only 15 cases of persistent infection in the vaccinated group, compared to 101 cases in a group that was given a fake vaccine.

No serious side effects were reported. The research is continuing, but these results reflect how the men were doing about 30 months after the injections, on average.

Study confirms drivers don't care about the speed limit

Researchers at Purdue University say the majority of drivers have no problem going 5, 10 or even 20 mph over the speed limit and see no risk in doing so.

Bond-Villain Lairs Revealed

Ever wonder where the bad guys of bond kick it? Here's a gallery of the real-life locations that have harbored some of the world's most (fictional) sinister minds.

NYC tries (again) to make more cabs hybrids

Today in Queens, Mayor Bloomberg, Congressman Jerry Nadler, and Brooklyn City Councilman David Yassky will announce the latest maneuver in their push to get more hybrid cabs on the street.

A federal judge invalidated an earlier proposal, ruling that the city doesn’t have the authority to issue fuel-efficiency regulations for cabs, but the determined Bloomberg and Yassky are back with another inventive plan.

Two of the new tactics are fairly technical: A rejiggering of the “lease cap” — essentially the rent fleet owners are allowed to charge taxi drivers — to make hybrids more profitable for both owners and hacks, as well as a change in the schedule for vehicle trade-ins that will give owners an incentive to buy hybrids.

But the third element is the most politically interesting, because of how it anticipates the shifting agenda in Washington. Nadler will be introducing a bill giving cities the power to write their own (environmentally friendly) fuel rules.

Unless it gets tacked onto a Detroit bailout package, Nadler’s bill probably won’t go anywhere — until January 20, 2009, that is. “Obama is promising a new energy and environmental agenda,” a green activist says. “This bill will fit right in.”

iPhone Application Enables Google Voice Recognition

Google researchers have added sophisticated voice recognition technology to the company’s search software for the Apple iPhone.

Users of the free application, which Apple is expected to make available as soon as Friday through its iTunes store, can place the phone to their ear and ask virtually any question, like “Where’s the nearest Starbucks?” or “How tall is Mount Everest?” The sound is converted to a digital file and sent to Google’s servers, which try to determine the words spoken and pass them along to the Google search engine.

The service can be used to get restaurant recommendations and driving directions, look up contacts in the iPhone’s address book or just settle arguments in bars.

The search results, which may be displayed in just seconds on a fast wireless network, will at times include local information, taking advantage of iPhone features that let it determine its location.

Mobile Phone Boarding Passes Introduced

Beginning November 17th, American Airlines is offering boarding pass barcodes that you can download to and display on your BlackBerry, iPhone, G1, or whatever have you.

Presently the airline is only offering the option on domestic, non-stop flights departing from O'Hare to LAX and Orange County, but there's little doubt this will commonplace sooner or later.

Vice Squad

If the Fonz was a cute Korean girl with big tits that took Jazz dancing and liked to get drunk, I would fuck him.

Stuff White People Like - #4 Assists

When you say the word “assist,” first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret.

In basketball, it’s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper - yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.

One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.

Fail of the Day

So you wanna work for Obama?

No regrets, huh?

While you may be at peace with all those mistakes from your past (insert scandalous/dark/mischievous/evil/dirty/illegal memory/memories/black-outs here), the White House probably won't be as forgiving.

So if you want to work for President-elect Barack Obama's administration, be prepared to spill almost everything there is to know about yourself.
Link
The Obama transition team is sending a seven-page, 63-item questionnaire to every candidate for Cabinet and other high-ranking positions in the incoming administration.

The questions cover everything from information on family members, Facebook pages, blogs, and hired help to links to Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, American International Group and troubled banks as well as lawsuits, gifts, resumes, loans and more.

To realize how vastly unqualified you are, view the full questionarre here.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Best. Newsday. Ever.

If only it were real.

Taking a more altruistic cue from The Onion's fake headlines and news stories, culture-jamming groups like the Yes Men, Code Pink, and Improv Everywhere, along with a group of New York Time's staffers and others, created a fully fake version of the paper with every awesome development you could possibly wish for.

It was financed by individual donors and took over a year from concept to distribution to complete.

If you weren't one of the 1.2 million Manhattanites to receive a real copy yesterday, you can check out the online version here.

‘SNL’ Adds Two New Women

Saturday Night Live just doubled its number of female cast members with the hires of comediennes Michaela Watkins and Abby Elliott (Chris Elliott's daughter).

Elliott was a featured player at the UCB Theatre in Los Angeles, and Watkins can currently be seen on CBS' The New Adventures of Old Christine.

Here's Watkins's audition tape, in which she does a not-bad Arianna Huffington:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-xKETBhm5s

And here's Elliott as Kirsten Dunst, Drew Barrymore, and Joan Cusack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgLCoW7YUGA

A little joy from Little Joy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxEpngNm_Us

3 Flat-Screen Makers Plead Guilty to Trying to Keep Prices High

Prices for the flat screens in televisions, personal computers and cellphones have plummeted in recent years — but the decline would have been even faster if it hadn’t been for an international price-fixing cartel, the Justice Department said on Wednesday.

Three leading flat-screen producers — LG Display of South Korea, Sharp of Japan and Chunghwa Picture Tubes of Taiwan — pleaded guilty and agreed to pay a total of $585 million in criminal fines for their role in fixing the price of liquid-crystal display panels.

Doctors say marrow transplant may have cured AIDS

An American man who suffered from AIDS appears to have been cured of the disease 20 months after receiving a targeted bone marrow transplant normally used to fight leukemia, his doctors said.

UPDATE: In a related story, the United States Patent Office has a submission titled "Method of curing AIDS with tetrasilver tetroxide molecular crystal devices". Notice the date is from October of 1997. Hmm. Thanks to James Laurie for the information.

Pentagon Clears Flying Car Project for Take-Off

The Pentagon hopes its "Personal Air Vehicle Technology" project, announced yesterday, will ultimately lead to a working prototype of a military-suitable flying car -- a two-to-four passenger vehicle that can "drive on roads" one minute, and take off like a helicopter the next.

The hybrid machine would be perfect for "urban scouting," casualty evacuation, and commando-delivery missions, the agency believes.

Vice Squad

Here’s a thought: You probably shouldn’t make your own clothes if you have shitty taste and you suck at making your own clothes.

Stuff White People Like - #3 Film Festivals

ff.jpgWhite people can’t get enough of Film Festivals. Especially Sundance, Toronto, and Cannes. The reason why they love them so much can be due to a number of factors.

Fact #1 - 90% of white people have taken a film class at some point in their life.

Fact #2 - White people like feeling smart without doing work - 2 hours in a theater is easier than 10 hours with a book.

Fact #3 - If white people aren’t going back packing, they generally like to travel with a specific purpose.

Fact #4 - 75% of white people believe they either have the potential to or will become filmmakers/screenwriters/directors at some point.

Fact #5 - White people hate stuff that is ‘mainstream’ - so they go to film festivals where they see movies that every other person in their demographic wants to see. It’s a pretty sweet way to rebel.

Fact #6 - It is required by white person law, that you publicly declare that foreign cinema is better than Hollywood Cinema, and on par with Indie Film.

Fact #7 - White people earn credibility by being into film from strange countries - “oh you liked Batman? Yeah, I didn’t see it, I’m really into Serbian film now. They had a great retrospective at the Vancouver Festival.”

Fail of the Day

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Bali, Indonesia








Cat Power to release more cover songs

Cat Power has announced the release of a new EP coming out December 8th.

The record, 'Dark End Of The Street', will feature the last remaining unreleased covers from the sessions for her latest album, 'Jukebox'.


Dark End Of The Street

Aretha Franklin/James Carr - 'Dark End Of The Street'
Creedence Clearwater Revival - 'Fortunate Son'
The Pogues - 'Ye Auld Triangle'
Otis Redding - 'I've Been Loving You Too Long (To Stop Now)'
Sandy Denny/Fairport Convention - 'Who Knows Where The Time Goes'
Aretha Franklin - 'It Ain't Fair'

'Intelligent pill' prototype delivers drugs where needed

The multivitamin-size "intelligent pill" has a microprocessor in it and is designed to release its cargo of medicine at the specific spot in the gastrointestinal (GI) tract where it will do the most good, sparing the rest of the body from unnecessary exposure to the drug.

So far it's just a prototype, but Philips is talking to drugmakers about using it on colon cancer and bowel inflammation.

The iPill has a wireless transmitter that sends dispatches about the temperature and acidity of its surroundings to an outside receiver as it travels through the GI tract over the course of a day or two.

The acidity, measured by pH, of the gut decreases as the pill gets further from the stomach, and that allows researchers to pinpoint the place where the drug is needed.

The plastic capsule contains a programmable microprocessor that can then turn on a miniature drug pump when the pH is right.

Victoria’s Secret? Formaldehyde!

A number of women have reported nasty reactions to their Victoria's Secret bras, like rashes, hives, and permanent scarring.

Yikes!

So come on over to GapBody, where no child has ever been abducted, and our bras won't give you blisters.

It's the formaldehyde-free guarentee!

The Wonderful World of Webisodes

A deluge of short-form made-for-the-internet video “webisodes” is upon us. But which, if any, are worth watching? The New York Times Magazine explores.

YouTube Ventures Into Live Event Webcasting

YouTube will venture into webcasting later this month, in an effort to take the video sharing Web site's popularity to a new level by showcasing the talent behind its most viewed videos.

On November 22 in San Francisco, it is launching "YouTube Live," a show featuring well-known stars such as rapper Will.i.Am (sigh) and singer Katy Perry (groan) and YouTube sensations like 20-year-old Esmee Denters (wha?), who posted video of herself covering popular songs and became a star on the World Wide Web.

Eh.

Google Uses Searches to Track Flu’s Spread

Turns out a lot of ailing Americans enter phrases like “flu symptoms” into Google and other search engines before they call their doctors.

That simple act, multiplied across millions of keyboards in homes around the country, has given rise to a new early warning system for fast-spreading flu outbreaks, called Google Flu Trends.

Tests of the new Web tool from Google.org, the company’s philanthropic unit, suggest that it may be able to detect regional outbreaks of the flu a week to 10 days before they are reported by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

In early February, for example, the C.D.C. reported that the flu cases had recently spiked in the mid-Atlantic states. But Google says its search data show a spike in queries about flu symptoms two weeks before that report was released.

Its new service at google.org/flutrends analyzes those searches as they come in, creating graphs and maps of the country that, ideally, will show where the flu is spreading.

The Pitchfork 500: Our Guide to the Greatest Songs from Punk to the Present

Just in time for Christmas, Pitchfork has released a coffee table book for the music lover in your life.

The Pitchfork 500: Our Guide to the Greatest Songs from Punk to the Present chronologically explores Pitchfork's 500 favorite songs from 1977-2006, constructing an alternate history of the past three decades of popular music-- one that extends beyond the typical canon of the Clash, Prince, Public Enemy, Nirvana, Radiohead, and Outkast.

Interspersed throughout are sidebars on the most vital subgenres from electro to grime to riot grrrl, along with pieces like "Career Killers: The Songs That Ended It All" and "Runaway Trainwrecks: The Post-Grunge Nadir."

The book is available in your friendly neighborhood bookstore right now. Or you can order it via Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Borders, Insound, Powells, or Simon & Schuster.

Six Real Gadgets Minority Report Predicted Correctly

A slew of dreamed-up gizmos showed off throughout the movie are becoming a reality. Here's the short list:

1. Gesture-based Computer Interfaces
2. Flexible Displays
3. 3-D Holograms
4. Identity-Detecting Advertisement Cameras
5. Robot Scouts
6. Predicting Mistakes

For the full run-down of each item, click here.

Gmail introduces Video Chat and Audio Chat

Google has just added audio and video chat to Gmail. The new chat tools essentially offer most of the features of Skype, or Apple’s iChat, within the standard Gmail interface.

Once the plugin is installed, using the new features is very simple. Just hover over any name in your Gmail chat list and select “Start video chat” or “Start voice chat.” There’s a full-screen view and you can also choose to pop out the chat into a new window.

Google’s e-mail client will soon be a one-stop shop for almost every form of communication you can think of — e-mail, chat, video chat, audio chat and SMS.


'Timesculpture' takes Matrix technology to the next level



The much-lauded "bullet time" effect made famous by the Matrix was accomplished by surrounding Keanu with dozens of digital still cameras to capture every millisecond of his body-contorting moves from every angle.

Pretty much everyone soon copied the technology, but Toshiba is flipping that formula here, hiring an ad agency with its very own bullet time variant called "timesculpture" to plug Toshiba's XDE technology.

A circular rig with 200 Gigashot HD camcorders and 20,000 gigabytes of data later, they created this little number, which mixes full motion video, Matrix camera moves and a healthy dash of hipsterism.

Anthony Kiedis Documentary Slated For HBO

Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis is developing a series for HBO based on his unconventional, rock 'n' roll childhood.

The show will begin with young Kiedis moving from Grand Rapids, Mich., to West Hollywood to live with his dad. But Kiedis' father, having been raised in a tyrannical household, decided to go to the other extreme.

The show will also center on West Hollywood and Los Angeles in the early 1970s, including the rock stars encountered by Kiedis and his father (who, according to lore, was a drug dealer for the Who and Led Zeppelin, among others).

Kiedis also is mulling the possibility of narrating the show (which is being developed as an hourlong drama with comedic elements) and even making cameos from time to time.

Vice Squad

Talk about gracefully handling the heat wave, this lightly clad beer fairy makes air conditioning look like a gaylord.

Stuff White People Like - #74 Oscar Parties

One of the best places to gain a white person’s trust is at an Oscar party. An invitation to one these parties is basically your “foot in the door”.

Vocabulary is one of the first things to be aware of at an Oscar party. Never say “movie”, always say “film” and know which awards use the term “Best” and which ones use “Outstanding Achievement”. Saying “I hope Atonement wins Best Art Direction” will guarantee that you won’t be invited next year.

Attire is very important as well. Either dress in an fancy suit / gown or wear something that relates to one of the films nominated for Best Picture. So for the 2008 Oscar Party it might be best to put a pillow under your shirt and come as a pregnant teenager in tribute to Juno (by no means should anyone bring an actual pregnant teenager). You can impress white people even further by bringing in a food or drink item that relates to a film. Again using Juno as an example, if you were to come to the party with jugs of SunnyD, it would highlight your keen observation of detail when it comes to watching films. Then they will see that you watch films the same way that they do. Also be prepared to be involved in an Oscar Pool, but make sure you don’t win. If you do, just say that you were lucky.

However all of this preparation will mean nothing if one does not act during the most important part of the night: when the nominees are read for Best Foreign Film. At this point someone will get angry and state that some movie that no one has heard of, was snubbed. When this happens just nod and agree. Mention that it sounds interesting and that you will watch it tomorrow, even if you have already seen it and know that its boring.

Basically what separates Oscar Night from other party nights is that it allows white people to express themselves through their tastes in film. If they see that you are someone who agrees with a majority of their opinions, then they will be your friend and provide you with ample opportunities to sip wine and attend film festivals together

Fail of the Day

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The Climate for Change

Al Gore goes Op-Ed for The New York Times and celebrates Obama's victory while reinforcing our chance to save the environment.

Presenting The Anti-Gay Black List

Click here to see the full list of business owners and prominent supporters of Prop 8. Feel free to not give them any of your money, since they clearly do not spend it wisely.

Nirvana Baby Is 17

Still hasn't snagged that dollar bill.

Sweep The Leg

Columbia Pictures is set to remake the 1984 classic Karate Kid.

I'm not entirely sure how I feel about that, especially in light of the disastrous Karate Kid 3, which starred a young Hillary Swank.

Making things even worse—and this is the deal breaker for me—it's going to star Will Smith's son, Jaden Smith.

Oof. This is going to be more painful than when Daniel LaRusso got his ass kicked by all those skeleton-costumed Cobra Kai ruffians.

Paul McCartney hints at Eleanor Rigby's identity

Paul McCartney has revealed the identity of the woman who inspired The Beatles' 1966 song 'Eleanor Rigby'.

McCartney donated a hospital accounts log from Liverpool's City Hospital to the Sunbeam Trust charity, which revealed that an E. Rigby was a scullery maid who worked at the hospital.

McCartney had previously suggested that he came up with the name Eleanor for use in the song because of The Beatles' association with actress Eleanor Bron, who appeared in their film 'Help!'.

However, the document, along with the discovery of a grave marked Eleanor Rigby in Peter's Parish in the Woolton area of Liverpool in the 1980s, has caused some to suggest that Rigby may have been a real person known to McCartney, who wrote the song.

If so, the non-dated document is thought to be the only known signature of Rigby's in existence.

The document, which McCartney donated to the Sunbeam Trust, will be auctioned at London's Idea Generation Gallery on November 27.

Utility Companies to Test Smart-Charging Electric Cars

Duke Energy Carolinas and Progress Energy, two major utilities in the Southeast, have partnered to test a fleet of smart-charging plug-in electric Priuses in what they say will be the country’s first interstate electric car-charging scheme involving multiple utilities.

Keith Olbermann on Proposition 8 - You Should Really Watch This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnHyy8gkNEE

Vice Squad

Guy, if you're really dying to know what it feels like at the center of all that bronzer and cheekbone, I've got a freshly used waffle iron you're more than welcome to stop by and press your face into.
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